So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,
Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….
PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!
Perhaps this is some sort of sign…
I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS
I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”